( read this slowly) My Americans,
I am your President and I am Donald Trump. I come before you and you will elect me again to be your greatest President because you are the greatest electorate in the world and we are going to make…
Teresa/Trump letters
11 pieces filed under Teresa/Trump letters.
2020
2019
You Do It My Way
(This text is transcribed from a small voice recording machine obtained through the White House rubbish disposal system which occasionally does not work properly) Oh, where the fuck is that voice…
Dear Donald, What a roller coaster…
Dear Donald, Well what a roller coaster it is running world politics! I recognise that Medium Britain, as I now call it in deference to the Great United States of America, is concerned with more…
2018
Trump’s Final Briefing from May
My dear Donald, if I May, So, at last you are coming. I am ecstatic. It is just what I need right now in the calm of the English summer. We politicians are just sitting about eating strawberries…
Donald – you and Kim Jong-un
My Dear Donald, I know you are busy talking to Kim Jong-un but I just had to drop you a line, and, as you know, I cannot Tweet. First of all the G7 Summit. It was good to see you there from a…
Let’s talk about the Weather
Hello, ordinary folk, Weather will cover the whole of the UK today, and it will get jolly worse overnight. I am going to talk about it because it doesn’t involve reading, and I am Foreign Secretary…
My World Policy
Dear TERESA, got it right, but now my dictation typist takes over. I dictate and she rights. Sometimes we leaders have got to stick together, though I am the leader of the Free World and you are…
My dear Donald, if I still may,
It has been very good to listen to you on the phone and to meet you at Davos. I must say we have tremendous rapport, stand shoulder to shoulder and I am right behind you. And I know, contrary to…
New Year’s Greetings.
My dear Donald, This is to wish you a happy New Year, and also to the employee reading this to you. Now it is 2018, another year, and we will all have to do different things. My New Year resolution…
2017
My Very Dear Donald,
Thank you for your wonderful letter full of informalities and pearls of wisdom. Could you put the “e” before the “r” in my name, please. It’s harder than “Donald”. I shall treasure it as pure you and…
Dear Treesa
I thort i’ts time yoo gotten a tweet from me to yoo NOW. I try to rite out of the system, so they carnt get me. Sleazy Washington that is. I learnt to tipe for my fans and twitter, but will not put…