Oh, ho, ho ,ho, we still are great.

For we have nuclear subs.

They are continuously at sea

while you are all in pubs.

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Yes, they protect you ‘gainst the foe,

in China, North Korea.

We are your guardians, keep you safe

when you have diarrhoea.

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So have a good time; do not think

what nuclear weapons do.

For they are constipated up

and do not drop as loo.

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We will not use them, we tell you.

But evil rulers know

that we will use them just before

they let their missiles go.

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When theirs are flying through the air,

and have not landed yet,

they will be blown to smithereens

and we have won the bet.

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And we will celebrate the win

While theirs are in the air.

And when theirs land we’ll think,

that they did not play fair.

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The End.